This scientific equation is developed through research done over a period of years on the nation's highways, while bouncing One's (One being the researcher) field of vision between the road ahead and the rear view mirrors.
(SUV)m³∞>len(pp) = d(SUV-OFBB) ~ len(pp)
Layman's translation:
The size of a Man's Truck is INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL to the size of the body part which allows him to pee standing up.
At the same time, the distance between the Man's Truck and the Back Bumper of One's research vehicle decreases rapidly until it approaches the length of aforementioned body part.
More simply, size does matter.
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