Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Why Do They Say Power is an Aphrodisiac?

BGD "Fluffy"
Thanks for the question, anonymous reader. Here is a direct quote from a nearly reliable source* in the banking lobby:
"Power is an Aphrodisiac is a polite-company way of saying if a politician or banker can't get any action from anybody but a bimbo gold digger, he might as well screw the public."

*source iaap.tbws+

Photo: © Eric Simard: BigstockPhoto.com

+iaap.tbws (It's All About Power) is a fictitious website. Unlike the other fictitious websites in our family, iaap.tbws does not exist. (at least as of the time of this writing.)

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

What is the Difference Between a Dead Duck and A Dead Duckie

A dead duck is a stinky animal. A dead Duckie would ruin my day.
*ok, so there aren't really any zombie ducks in this article, I just got carried away with Halloween just being over.