Saturday, May 1, 2010

The United States Congress


With all the confusion, partisan posturing, infidelity, graft, corruption, and other outlandishly fun activities going on in Congress, many of our readers wanted to know what Congress really means.

Noun.

The United States Congress is simply a group of 445 high-testosterone human males comparing dicks in front of 90 women (some of whom wish they had dicks to compare.)